Ali Reybali

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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foulserpent

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

I'd be the perfect front for your shady company. I always look baffled, I'll never be able to pick you out of a line up, and odds are good I'll forget your name ten minutes after you tell it to me.

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terramythos

School being so traumatic people have anxiety dreams about it for life sure doesn't seem uh. Normal

terramythos

I didn't even have a particularly bad experience at school outside unmedicated ADHD stress but I get school nightmares constantly

terramythos

I feel like so many people accept this as a quirky fun shared experience. But it's pretty alarming that such a huge chunk of people have RECURRING dreams about forgetting to take a class or complete a project DECADES after leaving the school system

i truly don’t think i should be having nightmares abt hs when i’m 24 going on 25
chamomile-kiss-2023

Consent is like a traffic light.

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When they say ‘stop’, you stop.

When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.

When they say ‘go’, you go.

And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.

For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.

MY truck.

I will run you over.

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